(rp tumblog for Charles Xavier from X-Men: First Class, college!au based on Carpe Brewski by gyzym. not real, just for fun. bethebettermen on LJ)

My parents christened me Charles Xavier, but you can call me Professor Jello Shots. I'm Herr Sensei Magneto's second in command. Pi Theta Gamma rules.

Ask box is here. Come at me, brosis.
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darwintosurvive:

Charles, Erik, there’s chocolate ice cream in the freezer thanks to Charity.

Everyone else, I’ll be playing Modern Warfare 3 if you want to join me.

Also, I have a job. Not the one from the interview before the holiday but still a similar thing. Freight type work. Mostly moving heavy boxes and unloading/loading trucks. I start Monday.

But right now, video games!

Scorrrrrrrrrre. Thanks, Darwin! And congrats on the job, mate.

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not a Charity case: Skipping all the classes!

nocharitycase:

professorjelloshots:

nocharitycase:

professorjelloshots:

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Charity. He needs all the good vibes he can get! More ice cream too, maybe.

Any certain flavor? I can pick some up while I run a few errands.

Chocolate, if you please. Just put it in the freezer. I don’t want you getting any cooties.

Will do. :D

Thank you so much, Charity! :D

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Wounded Pryde...: Skipping all the classes!

prydeoftheparty:

professorjelloshots:

prydeoftheparty:

professorjelloshots:

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Kitty. I think we’re just gonna quarantine ourselves ‘cause I’m probably going to be the next one sick.

well I’m around if you need me. take care okay

Will do. :) Actually, could you drop by our classes and see if we have any homework? I’ll text you the list. I’ve got two classes I’m missing and Erik’s just got one.

for you guys anything, I’ll get on that ASAP

Thank you sooooo much, Kitty. :)

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not a Charity case: Skipping all the classes!

nocharitycase:

professorjelloshots:

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Charity. He needs all the good vibes he can get! More ice cream too, maybe.

Any certain flavor? I can pick some up while I run a few errands.

Chocolate, if you please. Just put it in the freezer. I don’t want you getting any cooties.

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Wounded Pryde...: Skipping all the classes!

prydeoftheparty:

professorjelloshots:

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Kitty. I think we’re just gonna quarantine ourselves ‘cause I’m probably going to be the next one sick.

well I’m around if you need me. take care okay

Will do. :) Actually, could you drop by our classes and see if we have any homework? I’ll text you the list. I’ve got two classes I’m missing and Erik’s just got one.

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Misadventures of Marie: Skipping all the classes!

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Good idea, Marie. Apparently it takes at least two days for the symptoms to show up.

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not a Charity case: Skipping all the classes!

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Charity. He needs all the good vibes he can get! More ice cream too, maybe.

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Wounded Pryde...: Skipping all the classes!

professorjelloshots:

I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a…

Thanks, Kitty. I think we’re just gonna quarantine ourselves ‘cause I’m probably going to be the next one sick.

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Skipping all the classes!

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I wish I could say that it was because of something really awesome, like a hangover or general laziness or sex with Erik.

Well, it does involve Erik, but alas, not the sex.

I had to rush him to the ER this morning at around 9am. He had a fever of 104. Well, he had a fever last night of 103 and he was pulling his usual “Oh, I’m just fine. Just give me ice cream, bro.” routine, so I said fine and we didn’t go and then we fell asleep and I woke up to him all grumbly and sleepy and his throat hurting like hell.

Soooooooooooo, skipping ahead to the important details: Erik has strep throat. He apparently had a sore throat two days ago and didn’t say anything because he thought it would go away, so if you’ve been in contact with him recently, I suggest you make yourself an appointment.

TL;DR: Erik’s sick. You may die. Go see a doctor.

Now, excuse me while I go play nurse to my dying husband boyfriend.

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